Score: 7

"/b/rother"

submission: Brawl Royale

date: September 6, 2008

Who ever made this was ether from /b/ or ebaums.
lots of memes in it like FALCON PUNCH and A challenger appears!
it made it interesting though.

Score: 3

"no."

submission: Metroid III Scene Creator

date: June 9, 2008

The same sprites as part 2, Kraid and norfair are the exact same thing in this.

Score: 8

"More of a comment, if you will"

submission: The Final Dump

date: April 7, 2008

I'm sure we can all relate to this flash, it was very nice, but one problem, and this may/may not be your fault. Its rated "Anyone", but I saw that guys balls. But other than that, that is as funny as you can get on this topic, so Good job to you!

Score: 1

"No."

submission: Shit or miss

date: April 7, 2008

I have one problem with this game. A part from one or two pictures, unless you graduated from the university of Feces, there is no WAY we could know this; therefore, there is no skill involved! We have a 25% of getting each question right, not very good odds amirite? Parhaps you should have made a card game instead, if you made it to test our luck.

Score: 9

"Good job"

submission: Starfox 64: In a NutShell

date: March 4, 2008

I know this is so unlike me, but I have no REAL criticism for this. before this video I never really thought you could make a good parody of StarFox64, but I guess I was wrong. Its not 10, because I have seen it a billion times before and It got kinda old.

Score: 6

"THIS. IS. SMARTAAAA!!!"

submission: Even More Bloons

date: March 1, 2008

I played all the other bloons games, and beat them somewhat easily. but by level 10, I had come to the conclusion that... Anyone who can get to the end of the game must have graduated from the university of smarta**. The gameplay though for the most part is very nice, but part of what makes this game too hard is the physics with the angled rubber blocks, some of them act like the big square one. This can be very frustrating. Also, in some levels, It resets much too early, esp. with the spiked balls. It would have been much better, If I didn't see "TRY AGAIN" every four seconds, and thats my whole point. If... WHEN you make a sequel, fix the physics with the angled rubber blocks, tone down the difficulty just a tad, and I'll give it a 10/10. Now that I got my "Angry review" out of the way, onto the good stuff. Gameplay is nice and simple, The new Helium bloons are a nice idea, and they work nicely. On the "Funnel" levels with the angled blocks, they are still screwy, but It doesn't mess you up, The concept is good, idea is original, so over all its still above average.

Score: 7

"Cool,"

submission: i like kitty cats!

date: February 16, 2008

So... i herd u liek kitty catz...
lol but good job

Score: 10

"grr"

submission: So... Brawl was delayed..

date: January 31, 2008

Short sweet and too the point.

Now for anyone that thinks the March 9th delay will make the game better. You are wrong. the February 10th delay was to make it better. This time they said they aren't done brawl on time so its late. Another reason for my conclusion is that the game is already out in Japan. So if you think that the last delay was making the game better YOU ARE WRONG. Thank you for listening to my rant.

Also, this explains how we have the right to be mad.

Score: 3

"It may have sucked...."

submission: metroid: the lost level

date: January 1, 2008

It may have sucked in many ways but I agree. "ITS A LOT BETTER THAN A LOT OF THE CRAP ON THIS WEB SITE!!" Nobody should really be flaming u like a lot of people are.
Its not as bad as everyone says. all I can say is try to make it make more sense (eg a bullet wouldn't go through Samus' armour) and get better graphics because thats all tons of people care about.

Score: 4

"Do not ban me for this review!"

submission: - Spin Sprint - {Orange}

date: November 19, 2007

I find that action and puzzle submissions can be easily broken.
So like always I am trying to break games for fun; though doing this helps me find games; both good and bad.

I believe it was the green one I liked; or maybe it was a different game. At this point I was going to assume that it was.

I can see the hard work you put into it; and for that I commend you.
But this is the part I am afraid of being Banned for,
"I disliked the concept quite a bit."
Thats it. All good rythem games have been done before. The concept of hitting random arrow keys with the situation I never liked but it was nearly impossible to do so when it is changing rapidly. Now before somebody reports this allow me to say many good and wonderful things like Kittens and butterflys.

This game is by no means "Bad" what it was, was some big flash game maker trying to bring life into a dead concept and it was an admiral attempt. Dispite my negative review you should still have a sense of accomplishment for living up this but theres no use on doing CPR to a dead hamster; no matter how hard you may want to save it, its gone.